1. Patiently waiting on my teammate so we can start taking over the world together. For now I’ll do it by myself. By @pringles_gingerale “💯💯💯” via @PhotoRepost_app

  2. 508 to 313 to 5429. I have no idea what these last 5 years would have been like without this chica. I thank God that he blessed me not only with a tolarable roommate freshman year but a friend that would help me create some of the most memorable moments of my life. We have both started new chapters in our lives but when you have real friends you can’t let distance get in the way. I am so happy for you, and I know the best has yet to come. #thatsmyroomie #juststandupcourtney #508B #annex #bestroomieEVER #thetreespot #DCtoChicago

  3. #thecliff #Georgetown #graffiti #bridgetoVA #mydayoff

  4. Know what you want, and settle for nothing less.

  5. thecelestialchild:


    My Anubis for yesterday’s Sketch Dailies :)

    This is perfection.

    (via pride-n-poised)




    The paw in the air, I fucking lost my mind.

    i need to stay off tumblr. #tooweak

    (Source: supostos, via frendanbacey)


    the hardest working man in show business, rip to 2 legends


    (Source: itseulonzobitch, via conqueringstorm)

  6. Why do black people only hang with black people?


    c’mere! shhhhhhhh. i’m only telling you, white anon. don’t tell anyone else because i’ll get in trouble.

    black people only hang out with black people because it’s in the black bylaws. In the ThreeM Constitution (Malcolm, Martin, Marvin) signed by the three leaders in the back of the Apollo theatre with old fried chicken bones sharpened and dipped in the ink from the oil of mother Africa, we black people pledged to stick together and declare a silent war against the whites.

    you see, black people only hang with black people because we are heading back and forth to our all black meetings where we plan our attacks. yes, attacks. once a week, a Nigga Nation (a cluster of black folk, usually between 20-25 persons) are required by Black Law to decimate at least ten whites persons over the age of 18. We kidnap most of them and send them back where they came from (usually Sweden) and threaten to murk their families if they ever return on Black American soil.

    that’s as much as i can tell you for now without compromising our next hit. the only way to fend off these attacks are to promise you’ll never use the ‘n word’, you’ll never twerk or use the word ‘twerk’ again, and swear allegiance to our overlord, Oprah Winfrey.

    i can only hope and pray this keeps you safe for awhile longer, white anon. 

    black power,

    ashley X.

    All hail Oprah!!! lmao