I really want some grocery store, Sam’s Club, or BJ’s sheet cake for some reason. Like the kind you would order for a graduation party or something. Marble or white with whipped chocolate frosting. Cold from the refrigerator!

I’ve been having this craving for a few weeks now. I would be a certified fat ass if I order one just for myself. But I did dream about bacon last night, so I think I’ve past that point.